George Carlin : May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
That’s right. Sadly…you read it right.
As I write this, I’m overcome with a sense of loss. Unlike normal “celebrities”, this one touched the hearts and minds of quite a few and provoked them to not only laugh, but think as well.
There’s going to be a piece missing that will never get filled again in this world. No one can come close to what he had. No way in nine hells. He was so controversial even the fucking Devil wouldn’t touch him. He hated everything equally and would make a joke at any one’s expense.
I recall seeing a youtube video a few months ago where this assfuck was trying to heckle him. Carlin, being the deviate bastard he is, just ripped his ass out from under him and made him look like a complete fool, and went on telling his joke. Never even flinched or stumbled.
He’s wrote three great books that are highly entertaining, countless cds, dvds, and hbo specials. He was doing what he loved doing best right up until he died, being that his last show was last week.
So please. For a moment, lets bow our heads for our fallen friend. As you close your eyes to do so, recite these words loud, and proud:
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Fart, Turd, and Twat.
Goodnight, Mr. Conductor.
M. Smalley