Introduction
TRIFLING HOS & YOU
We’ve all been there. In the course of your day to day life you’re bound to come across it. It could be the lady working the check-out. The lady bitching about the store not taking expired coupons in the check-out. Woman behind you? Woman getting a drink of water? They’re everywhere. They hide in plain site. They camouflage themselves in breasts and a venomous smile. They prey on the weak. They prey on the strong. They think that they’re above it all. They think that they can gripe, complain and bully their way into getting what they want every single time. They’re commonly known to the layman as:
BITCHES
Yes. Bitches. As you well know, they are everywhere. We are bound by the laws of bitchness as we are the laws of gravity. We are destined to come across them throughout our lives. From birth (That fucking bitch nurse just stuck me with a needle to fucking make me cry!), to Kindergarten (That fucking bitch teacher just fucking took my toys away because fucking recess is over!), to dating (BITCH!!!!!!), and more. This guide will prove handy in numerous situations that you may find yourself in. You will learn to deal with all types of bitches. Bitches can also roam as pack animals, in which case you may encounter more than one type. We will expose their classifications as well as their insecurities in case you need to make a hasty retreat and need to stun the beast.
For those of you that are female and reading this, please note that this is written in good faith. Being a bitch just doesn’t apply to women, but stretches beyond to men. Therefore many of the same types of classifications may and will apply. That said, we men are capable of being dirty, rotten bastards, but you women have perfected the trade of being a bitch and excel at it like no other. The majority of women are perfectly normal, sane human beings. The bitches however appear this way as well, and only rear their ugly, bitchy head at the most inopportune times.
Please walk with us through this adventure and learn vital skills in dealing with all sorts of bitches. You will inevitably encounter a bitch that seemed perfectly fine when you first started dating but has quickly become a bitch-liability. You will be able to quickly identify the type of bitch, and how to proceed. In the end you will treat her like a layup in basketball: You take your shit to the hole, score, pass it off to the other team and then quickly run the other way.
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