The many many things that people would ask God if they were to ever meet him would be probably:

• Why are we here?
• What is our purpose?
• Why do people die?
• Why do people suffer?
• Are there any other intelligent life out there?

Me? What would I ask you say? Mine is simple. I’ve thought about it for quite a while. Of course, the idea originated in the bathroom while taking a porcelain cruise. As all good thoughts do. (doo doo? heh)

Anyhow, I’ve decided that my one question would be “What is your favorite joke?”. A close second would be “What do you want most?”.

I’d probably stick with the joke one though. It just seems like it’d be the best way to do it. No come off with that boring shit questions everyone else has already asked and will continue asking. Me? I wanna see what the Lord and Creator of All Things finds funny.

I can theorize that it’s probably a good practical joke.

~M.