Greetings! This is a survey to get a handle on what you, the end users, and ultimately the base of Detuned, think of the new website layout. It may look very similar, but due to some recent recoding and editing, it may look a tad different. I’m sure you’ll notice some of the differences right off.

As most of you know, I was planning to submit the Detuned webpage as my “final” for my current class and have, and now this is just a wrap up session. So please, bear (RAWR!) with me my friends!

First off…and not because I’m a pervert I need a couple of details:

Age:

Sex(and if any of you answer yes please, you’ll get it!!!):

Now! Onto the questions! But first! Visit http://detuned.axalonstudios.com to bring up the most recent revamped version of the site!!!

1. What OS are you currently using?

1. What browser are you using to view the website?

1. What do you think of the overall color scheme and layout? Does it go with the nature of the show itself?

1. Does the embedded flashplayer connect to the station and play when you press the play button?

1. Are all of the buttons accurate and correspond to their selected areas?

1. How informational is the content, specifically what Detuned offers, and how to listen?

1. Based on the content and if you were in an unsigned band, would you look into submitting material to Detuned?

1. Based on the strength of the content, would you, yourself listen to the show?

1. Would you recommend the show to your friends, family, worst enemies?

1. Overall how do you feel about the site and if you could improve something, what would it be?

Thank you for your time in participating in this survey.

Michael Smalley

I realize they’re still there but something is missing…about 10-15 pages!!! Come on you cheap bastards! Throw us a bone! How about some color as well?

Now we have a tiny paragraph for the introduction, the controller layout, shit related to online play…the credits and get this. THEY STILL LEAVE US A NOTES SECTION!!!

How about a little bit of bio on the hero or the villians? What’s that? You added it as ‘bonus’ content in the game?

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WTF?!

The games cost less to press than to program a cartridge back in the day. Back then 40.00 was a lot of cash. You got the cart. A sleeve, and a goddamn info book that had atleast a hint of color and better background info.

Even in the PSX days if you had a greay booklet it was because it was a greatest hits version.

Come on you rich bastards loosen the purse strings and let us have some info that we don’t already get during the tutorial anyway!!!

Geico didn’t stop with it’s annoying “CRIKEY!!” gecko. Oh no. The methed out script writers for the company thought they’d get cute.

Well..the gecko isn’t just pushing it anymore…let’s take it to the next level. If we can’t lure them in with cuteness…let’s do wit by greed and annoyance.

I’ll tell you this…

If I was sitting down at a restaurant, enjoying my meal and I happen to notice a fucking fat ass stack of bills with googly eyes staring me down. Three things are going to happen:

I’m going to get up and rip the eyes off.
Pocket the money.
Pay with said fat stack of money.

But it doesn’t stop there. They have people uttering:

That’s the money you could be saving with Geico.
The worst one was this fucking chinese guy pouring water in a glass. After he said that. The bitch said I know…then he looks and damn near yells GEICO.

Seriously. GEICO! Like it’s a codeword for that damn gecko crawling up your pantleg and jerking on your nut hair.

“Say it mate…’ey’re not convinced…” *TUG TUG*

Not only that…the fucking song they play when it flashes over to the fat stack of cash with the googly eyes. GOOGLY CASH if you will.

Some fucking techno dance track that was made up on the spot that was no doubt ripped off from some song in the late 80′s that was popular FOR A DAY.

So…cute and cuddly with a Crocodile Dundee accent doesn’t work.
Now they’re trying greed and annoyance.

Personally I’d also hire a couple of big bouncer type pricks to beat the shit out of the script writers with the GOOGLY CASH….

Hey!

I got an idea! Let’s promote the fact that we’re dropping the price of the Whopper Jr. to $1.00 (minus sales tax, and medical expenses) by putting ads on tv about people with ultra small hands!!!

Yeah..good idea!!!!

NO NO NO!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!

It’s annoying as fuck. Ok. All the Whopper Jr. is, is a regular sized burger dressed like a Whopper. Whoop-de-shit. Two pickles. Some onions. Lettuce, and tomato. Mayo on the top bun. Swirl of Ketchup, swirl of mustard. Big fat hairy deal.

I should know. I did a stint in that hell hole.

IT’S A FUCKING DRESSED HAMBURGER!!!! SLAP CHEESE ON THAT BITCH TOO!!!!!

Yes. I’m glad it’s $1.00. I prefer the Jr to the regular because of it’s handle-ability.

But why for the love of Christ insult our intelligence with more of this stupid fucking shit. It’s bad enough to deal with Ronald McGoddamnDonald, or the fucking idiots Whopper “family” dressed up in burger suits and teenage angst:

IF I WANNA PRICE MYSELF AT A DOLLAR DAD, I WILL! FUCK YOU!!!

Then the burgerkid runs up stairs and cuts himself with a cheese grater in a much emo-like fashion.

Even the Dell Dude was better than this shit. Come up with something more creative that, “We’ve gotta play the ‘hand’, dealt to us. HAHA stupid. Very fucking funny.

It’s like grabbing a hand full of jagged glass and rubbing it in our eyes and pouring acid in our ears.

I believe you get the same effect from watching a dog shit.